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Magic · Unhinged · #95 · Common
Fat Ass
Magic card price for Fat Ass: $13.42 market, from $13.42 at the cheapest listing, Foil printing, updated Oct 18, 2026. Full price history since Feb 8, 2024 below.
Sellers right now
Market price is what a near-mint copy actually sold for. The cheapest listing is what a seller asks today — on thin markets the two differ a lot.
Where to buy
EUR converted at 1.1253 (ECB reference rate). Shipping and condition not included.
One year
Price story
Our price record for Fat Ass (Foil) begins in February 2024 at $9.75; the market price today is $13.42, up 37.6% since then. In the last year the price changed +29.9% and ranged from $8.91 to $14.50, and it now trades near the top of that range. The highest price we have recorded is $16.57, 23.5% above today. Listings currently start at $13.42; over the last 30 days the market price averaged $13.90.
Printings
The card in play
- Type line
- Creature — Donkey Shaman
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
