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Assquatch
Magic card price for Assquatch: $65.00 market, from $23.52 at the cheapest listing, Foil printing, updated Oct 17, 2026. Full price history since Jul 24, 2024 below.
Sellers right now
Market price is what a near-mint copy actually sold for. The cheapest listing is what a seller asks today — on thin markets the two differ a lot.
Where to buy
EUR converted at 1.1253 (ECB reference rate). Shipping and condition not included.
One year
Price story
Assquatch (Foil) entered our records in July 2024 at $29.95 and stands at $65.00 today, up 117% over that time. Over the past twelve months it moved +320%, trading between $15.48 and $65.00. The current price is near the top of that range. Today's price is the highest we have recorded for this card. Listings currently start at $23.52; over the last 30 days the market price averaged $39.49.
Printings
The card in play
- Type line
- Creature — Donkey Lord
Each other Donkey gets +1 1/2/+1 1/2.
Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
