Deranged Assistant

Market price · Normal · Sep 2, 2026

$0.32

+6.7% this week · +23.1% in 30 days

1 day0.0%

7 days+6.7%

30 days+23.1%

90 days+23.1%

1 year+966.7%

All time+1,500.0%

Where it's cheaper

TCGplayer$0.32

Cardmarket$0.15 €0.14

EUR converted at 1.08. Shipping and condition not included.

Normal · market price

$0.00$0.12$0.23$0.35

$0.32

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TCGplayer market price · via tcgcsvtcgrate.com

Printings

PrintingMarketLowHigh7d

Normal$0.32$0.01$4.50+6.7%

Foil$0.28$0.03$4.990.0%

Card details

Power: 1
Toughness: 1
Number: 45
Rarity: C
Type line: Creature — Human Wizard
Flavor text: "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Oracle text: T, Mill a card: Add C.

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